His Own Amusement

Satire and Assorted Silly Sisti Stuff.

SANDERS’ BOLD CLAIM: “MY HANDS ARE BIGGER THAN HILLARY’S AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.”

05 MARCH 2016
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In What’s Seen As A Shift Toward The General Election Sanders Boasts of Large Hands As A Pathway To Victory.

BURLINGTON, VT. – In a surprise move by the Sanders Campaign, they are claiming Bernie Sanders’ hand size, that is “unquestionably bigger than Hillary Clinton’s” is the path forward to a general election victory over Republican front runner, Donald J. Trump …

RACHEL DOLEZAL IDENTIFIES AS ‘LINC’ OF MOD SQUAD. — FINDING A ‘FRO SHE CALLS HOME.

18 JUNE 2016
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Controversial Former N.A.A.C.P. Leader Reveals New Identity To “Settle Into” Moving Forward.

SPOKANE, Wash. – Amid swirling controversy, Rachel Dolezal, who recently stepped down as Spokane Chapter President of the N.A.A.C.P. for claiming to be a black woman although born Caucasian, has announced that she self-identifies as Lincoln “Linc” Hayes, the fictional undercover police officer portrayed by…

NO BREAD-BAG REPUBLICAN — IN 2016, MITT ROMNEY WON'T RUN. HERE'S WHY

16 MARCH 2015
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Pressed on his decision not to run, Mitt Romney admits artisan bread bags “made of paper” won’t offer sufficient protection in rainstorms.

WASHINGTON D.C. – During a phone call with donors and supporters, Mitt Romney said he will not be seeking election in the 2016 race for the Presidency. “It was time to step aside for up-and-coming talent” in the field of younger Republican hopefuls “that eat or have likely eaten Wonder Bread either growing up or still…

TRUMP ECONOMIC PLAN: OUT OF WORK TO BE “FLIPPING” PROPERTIES FOR NO MONEY DOWN BY 2018

08 MAY 2016
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Hounded For Policy Specifics, Trump Announces Detailed Economic Plan of Unemployed Flipping Properties With no Money Down.

NEW YORK, NY – With all the fanfare to be expected from the Trump Presidential Campaign, the real estate mogul and presumptive Republican Nominee announced a detailed economic plan that involves all out-of-work citizens to sell properties at a profit without requiring them to make down payments for their initial purchases. “This is a beautiful plan, a really beautiful plan…

KASICH SAMPLES LOWER EAST VILLAGE HEROIN TO WOO NEW YORK VOTERS ON NIGHT BEFORE PRIMARY.

19 APRIL 2016
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Trying To Woo Voters, Kasich Samples Everything From Local Cuisine to Lower East Village Heroin.

NEW YORK, NY – After eating what seems to be nearly every neighborhood culinary offering, up and down throughout New York’s five burrows, Republican presidential candidate, John Kasich, stopped by a shooting gallery in Manhattan’s Lower East Village to sample the local heroin, before a curious press and potential supporters. cont'd

EXCLAMATION POINT LEAVING JEB BUSH CAMPAIGN. — JEB! WILL NOW BE KNOWN SIMPLY AS JEB.

08 JANUARY 2016
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Influential Exclamation Point Leaves the Struggling Bush Campaign In Yet Another Shakeup.

MIAMI, Fla – As another sign of decline within the sputtering Jeb Bush Republican presidential campaign, the Exclamation Point from the Jeb! logo says he’ll be stepping down from his role as Sole Point of Excitement. But according to a Bush spokesperson, Bush wanted to shrink the size of his Miami campaign operations…