Satire and Assorted Silly Sisti Stuff.
BURLINGTON, VT. – In a surprise move by the Sanders Campaign, they are claiming Bernie Sanders’ hand size, that is “unquestionably bigger than Hillary Clinton’s” is the path forward to a general election victory over Republican front runner, Donald J. Trump …
SPOKANE, Wash. – Amid swirling controversy, Rachel Dolezal, who recently stepped down as Spokane Chapter President of the N.A.A.C.P. for claiming to be a black woman although born Caucasian, has announced that she self-identifies as Lincoln “Linc” Hayes, the fictional undercover police officer portrayed by…
WASHINGTON D.C. – During a phone call with donors and supporters, Mitt Romney said he will not be seeking election in the 2016 race for the Presidency. “It was time to step aside for up-and-coming talent” in the field of younger Republican hopefuls “that eat or have likely eaten Wonder Bread either growing up or still…
NEW YORK, NY – With all the fanfare to be expected from the Trump Presidential Campaign, the real estate mogul and presumptive Republican Nominee announced a detailed economic plan that involves all out-of-work citizens to sell properties at a profit without requiring them to make down payments for their initial purchases. “This is a beautiful plan, a really beautiful plan…
NEW YORK, NY – After eating what seems to be nearly every neighborhood culinary offering, up and down throughout New York’s five burrows, Republican presidential candidate, John Kasich, stopped by a shooting gallery in Manhattan’s Lower East Village to sample the local heroin, before a curious press and potential supporters. cont'd
MIAMI, Fla – As another sign of decline within the sputtering Jeb Bush Republican presidential campaign, the Exclamation Point from the Jeb! logo says he’ll be stepping down from his role as Sole Point of Excitement. But according to a Bush spokesperson, Bush wanted to shrink the size of his Miami campaign operations…